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Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Obamacare May Not Be All That Bad!

Obamacare May Not Be All That Bad!

By Dell Hill

Just gazing into the crystal ball.  Having a look at my future under Obamacare.  It really doesn’t look all that bad!!

Granny Loves Her Some S & W .357 Magnum!

You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you.  So what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets.  You are allowed to shoot four Politicians.  Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need!

Need new teeth?  No problem.  Need glasses?  That’s great.  Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart?  Sex change?  Sure thing!  They’re all covered.

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.  And who will be paying for all of this?  It’s the same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a nursing home.  Plus, and because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay income taxes anymore.

Is this a great country or what?

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