Obama’s Iranian Friends Shipping Spy Drone Back!
That Headline Is A Lie!
By Dell Hill
I’m just trying to get this all organized for analysis.
We
sent an unarmed drone aircraft to fly over Iran on a spy mission and it
didn’t return. Somehow, the humans operating the controls lost command
and the aircraft appears to have landed without any significant damage.
The Iranians took possession of this aircraft and put it on display
for the world to see. The big wigs in Washington, D.C., have verified
that “that’s it!”. This drone is loaded with top secret spy gadgetry
and, if reverse engineered, it would be a treasure trove of U.S.
intelligence community information for any number of radical foreign
governments. Is that about it?
Oh, there’s one other thing.
President Obama has asked Iran to “give it back”.
Having
asked “nicely”, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (better known in blogging circles
as SpiffyInMyDinnerJacket) immediately agreed to load the drone, that
was spying on his country, on to the next Federal Express plane leaving
Iran bound for Washington, D.C.
The preceding paragraph might be totally made up.
Dell's Original Uncoverage Logo by Antonio F. Branco, Comically Incorrect
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