Strippers Posing As Paralegals Sneaking Into Federal Detention Center In Miami
“Now, About That Writ Of Habeas G-String”
By Dell Hill
“Strippers posing as paralegals
have been sneaking into a maximum security Federal Detention Center to
entertain individual inmates, who are supposed to spending time with
their lawyer planning out their defense.
sexual favors, booze, porn mags, and fat stacks of cash would be
run-of-the-mill in many Miami strip clubs. But at downtown's maximum
security Federal Detention Center?
attorneys interviewed by Riptide say the FDC visitor rooms have been
taken over by South American pole dancers posing as paralegals for
wealthy drug lords inside. Lawyers hired by the accused narco dons
allegedly list the scantily clad women as "legal assistants," and the
FDC lets them in. Meanwhile, attorneys who refuse to go along risk
losing their clients to lawyers with busty beauties on staff.
Read more: Miami New Times