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Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Strippers Posing As Paralegals Sneaking Into Federal Detention Center In Miami

Strippers Posing As Paralegals Sneaking Into Federal Detention Center In Miami


“Now, About That Writ Of Habeas G-String”



By Dell Hill

                       

“Strippers posing as paralegals have been sneaking into a maximum security Federal Detention Center to entertain individual inmates, who are supposed to spending time with their lawyer planning out their defense.
       
Stripteases, sexual favors, booze, porn mags, and fat stacks of cash would be run-of-the-mill in many Miami strip clubs.  But at downtown's maximum security Federal Detention Center?

Multiple attorneys interviewed by Riptide say the FDC visitor rooms have been taken over by South American pole dancers posing as paralegals for wealthy drug lords inside.  Lawyers hired by the accused narco dons allegedly list the scantily clad women as "legal assistants," and the FDC lets them in.  Meanwhile, attorneys who refuse to go along risk losing their clients to lawyers with busty beauties on staff.

Read more: Miami New Times

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